Thu, 11 Jan 2018 09:42:29 +0000 By Augustin Phiri GROUNDS are vibrating at Embassy Park near the cenotaph in Lusaka as our beloved departed leaders who lie there calmly are suddenly turning in their Mausoleums and chattering about sanitation in view of the cholera epidemic currently ravaging Zambia. “When I declared Zambia as a Christian nation soon after we attained our new political dispensation,” starts Bashi Castro, “I repeatedly reminded our people that cleanliness is next to Godliness.” “This is why I launched the Keep-Zambia-Clean Campaign,” he adds. “Eee, eee, eee,” chips in Bashi Levy. “I totally concur with you Fred. This is why I ordered this girl in Chongwe, what’s her name again?” “Masebo, Sylvia Masebo,” pops in Bashi Chilufya. “Yes, Sylvia Masebo. I sent this girl to re-launch the Keep-Zambia-Clean Campaign in order to give it a new impetus,” says the Great Wall as Bashi Levy is still fondly referred to as the […]
