Sun, 10 Dec 2017 11:22:03 +0000 My iPhone alarm buzzes at exactly 06:00 am. Lazily stepping out of bed, I unplug it from the charger. I have a myriad emails, and dozens of notifications. I head for the bathroom to floss my teeth as I muffledly hear Siri read out each notification to me over the running water. “Message from Ann – Hey, Don’t forget about our coffee schedule. Eight sharp.” “Notification from Facebook – Thomas Medley tagged you in a photo.” “Notification from Instagram – Britney posted a photo.” “Notification from Twitter – Jesus of Nazareth arrested.” That little bit makes me pause my brushing. I slowly twist the water tap to the right, shouting out to Siri to repeat the last notification. I’ve been following Jesus of Nazareth’s videos on YouTube. I once watched a video where he raised a man from the dead. Some regard him a powerful magician. Some people even […]
